Monday, 13 July 2015

The Shaadi Brouhaha diaries Part I

Raise your hand if you have ‘never’ been approached for rishta by relative-intermediaries? Yes, you heard me, ‘never’. Not one soul in sight, right? So get your coffee (or tea) and read along. Today we talk about our beloved relatives - ‘Making potential Jodis since medieval times’ 

Completed your bachelors? Not good enough.
Done with your post-graduation? Still not.
Started working? Just right. 

Enter (Goldilocks-y) relatives, the pioneers of match-making and the exclusive holders of the large databases of potential wedding aspirants long before shaadi.com came along, the sole community who have been taking upon themselves to ensure that each one of you gets ‘settled’ in your prime years. Yes, the tribe who holds the supreme capability to sniff out all the single-status holders and are hell-bent on ‘inke ladke ka karva dete hai’.


 
Thriving on pure gossip (and love), they never fall short of attending any wedding that crosses their path. Ranging from vocation-expert uncles to ‘chhote bhai ka bhi apni office me lagva de’ ones, from the bua who makes the best malai kofta to that maasi who is up-to-date with the latest Page 3 gossip, from the over-sensitive ‘bura-lag-jayega-any-minute’ kinds to over-enthu ones who get crazed over that ‘Saddi Gali’ step, we have surplus of them. 

Love them or hate them, but you can’t deny that they make your wedding experience more enriching, more entertaining, more jubilating and guarantee a lifetime of drama and melodrama.
Intrigued by our Indian culture and the clan? In the mood for reading a hilarious rom-com? Look no further, The Shaadi Brouhaha – arranged marriage hungama is your one stop shop for a great entertainment read. 



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Tuesday, 9 June 2015

A big shout-out to… whoever is listening!




Hello Hello! Welcome to my new blog! Anjlee is my name, I play the game. Ok, if you are still around even after that absolutely cringe-worthy introduction, then I am totally judging you. Sarcasm aside (duh, I will come back to it five seconds into the read), I will start with the clichéd, what this blog is all about (and what all heights I am going to take it to). 

First up, reasons for the bare beginnings-

1.    Mostly to brag about my new book ‘The Shaadi Brouhaha.. arranged marriage hungama’
2.    Blogspot makes one look cool. *Insert sunglass-wala emoji*
3.    I like to read my own material (because I have a feeling that nobody else is going to read it).
4.    Few years later when I come back to older posts, I can say ‘Kids, duh’.

If you have managed to read first half, well done you! I intend to keep my posts brief (don’t trust me) because I have the attention span of only five seconds which is less than that of a goldfish (I will keep giving my newfound useless information). Which brings us to the basic questions-

1.    How I wrote this post then? Don’t even ask
2.    How often am I going to post? Every week. Lol.. I am totally lying.. lol
3.    What am I going to post about? We shall see. Suggestions are welcome (only asking because that’s polite)
4.    Can one comment? Of course, this is the only place I socialize. Trolls still ok, haters a no-no.

So that’s it for now. That’s my weekly quota. No no, please come back. I really have something coming up tomorrow. For today, laters, baby! (FSOG readers will understand).